Chapter 1
origin of the face
One morning the algorithm dreamed a smooth face. The face stared back and said: "i got 99 problems and i caused all of them". We followed anyway.
Chapter 2
am init 4 da tehc
Markets were red, vibes were neon. The face bought the dip, the dip bought a yacht, and we bought instant noodles. Innovation tastes like citrus and regret.
Chapter 3
gm before the boom
We greeted the sun with coffee and a slight mushroom cloud. Productivity rose 300%. The face nodded. "ship it."
Chapter 4
shef of the chain
In the kitchen of reality, the face cooked code with extra spice. Gordon blinked. "Finally, flavor." A sausage achieved sentience and asked for ketchup.
Chapter 5
nuw hop
We left orbit to fight latency in the outer rim. Lasers were mostly JPEGs, yet the sound design slapped. Someone brought a lemon. It was crucial.
Chapter 6
neuron activation
A cable from the sky gently booped the brain. Synapses glittered. We learned three new skills: parallel parking, crypto literacy, and how to water a cactus emotionally.
Finale
follow your dreams
When your path gets obstructed, locate the delete key. Behind every obstacle is a portal to the endless void, which, honestly, has great acoustics.
